These are some questions for you to answer in various monologues. You would simply record yourself on your phone and then email the recording to me. I will arrange them.

Some people hate to see a picture hanging crooked, does that bother you and if so why? If it doesn’t bother you? Why not?

How do you know when you have found your true love?

What are you going to do when you are finally in remission?

When is it OK to lie?

What is the most important thing you do as a parent?

If there was one thing that you would’ve done differently with your kids, what would that have been?

In what way have you seen a parent screw up the worst, what lesson did you learn from another parent that you could share with the following generation?

What was the worst part of your childhood?

What was the best part of your childhood?

If you had the chance to relive one day, or one week, what would that be? If there are more than one that you would choose from, go ahead.

What was the biggest mistake you ever made? Why?

What was the most physically painful thing that ever happened to you?

If you were sent to prison, what would your social strategy be?

What is the most important thing you learned in school?

What do you consider to be the most important thing you do to be a good husband?

If you had to pick one organized religion to obliterate, what religion would that be and why?

If you had to pick a religion to become the one religion for all mankind, ready or not here it comes, what religion would be and why?

Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?

Did you ever have a relationship with a teacher?

Did you ever have a relationship with a much older woman?

Were you ever an accessory to a crime or some other serious malfeasance? Perhaps as a teen?

At risk of ruining something, but also at risk of improving things, is there anything you would have done differently in your life?

What do you consider to be the most important advice you could give to a person about their education?

What would you say to a person who had their heart broken by a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

Could you kill someone? Under what circumstances?

Who is your favorite author? Why is that?

What would you say is the most unattractive personality trait that a human could have?

Would you describe yourself as a liberal or a republican? What is your primary political alignment, and why is that?

Do you believe that the US government is corrupt? Do you believe that you can trust the government implicitly? What goes into that answer?

Do you hate anyone? What details might you share about that?

Avoiding platitudes, and idealistic ideology, what do you know about, or practice as far as forgiveness? Has there ever been anyone that you have had to forgive, where it was difficult? Impossible?

Name three or four of the most important lessons you learned through your primary school years, say, up to the sixth or seventh grade?

Take the time to describe your father

Take the time to describe your mother

Share whatever you know about your extended family, for example your grandparents and great grandparents.

Have you ever stolen anything? If so, what was it, and what was the outcome?

What do you think about spankings and corporal punishment with children these days?

As someone who knows my mother better than anyone left alive on the planet, what could you remember about her?



Hobbies and interests


Opinions and opinion nations,

Do you consider Carole Johnson to have been judge mental?

What do you consider to be your finest trait?

What about yourself do you feel needs the most work?

Tell me about your favorite foods. What is your favorite appetizer. What is your favorite breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Name your favorite desserts.

What was the best meal you ever ate?

Share some memories about Kurt threw his childhood

What do you remember about Eric‘s childhood?

What were the highlights of David’s childhood?

Speak about when David came out as gay

What is the angriest you have ever been?

do you think that all humans are born good and then are made bad?

How much personality do you weigh to nature, and how much personality do you weigh to nurture?

Did you ever go hunting? If so, what did you go hunting for, were you any good at it?

What is the biggest mistake made by young adults? This is a very open ended question.

It may have several answers. Feel free to elaborate.

If you had to pick a sport to watch, what would that be? What is it about a sport that would make you want to watch it, or not watch it?

Do you feel as if you have any racist tendencies or thoughts?

In your younger days, what was the sexiest part of a woman? Did that change as you got older?

have you ever been held under the water, or in an accident where you thought “this is it! I am about to die!“

What was the kindest thing that anyone ever did for you, and who was that? You cannot answer on a spiritual or metaphysical basis. This person has to be alive or have been alive at the time

if you could have any animal as a pet, and somebody else would take care of it for you, what pet would that be? And if your answer is “a dog“ what do you mean by that? What’s so special about dogs?

If your last name was Hitler, would you change your name? Why not?

What is the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

We look back on our lives and we think I can’t believe I got away with that, from a safety standpoint stupid things we tried in our job or trying to do something. What is the greatest risk to health or safety that you’ve ever taken?

Who is your favorite dog ever and why?

What is your favorite wine? If you don’t have a favorite wine what is your favorite alcoholic beverage and why?

Tell a story about a bar or alcohol or some wild and woolly time

What is your favorite movie and why?

Do you believe in evolution? Are we descended from apes?

If you we are in charge of the educational system, name three things that you would change about it and why.

Some people are addicted to food, alcohol, gambling, drugs, what would you say to somebody trying to overcome an addiction? What would your top three recommendations be?

What is your favorite very old car? What is your very favorite contemporary vehicle?

What do you think it’s going to be the end of the human race? A war? A virus?

Do you think these people who are stockpiling food and guns and ready to survive off the land because of the spa of civilization are correct? Is that something that is going to happen?

Talk to me about when you met mom for the first time describe the first time you saw her, what she was wearing, what she was doing, what your thoughts were?

How old were you the first time you got laid, describe the gentlemanly essence of the timing and experience, ina meaningful but non-pornographic fashion

What was the best job you had as a very young person before your career started?

When you were extremely young what did you want to be when you grew up?

When you were planning your education, what did you want to be?

Why did you major in journalism, and what did you think that would end up leading to as far as a career?

When you were a child, what was the most trouble you ever got into? When were you in the hottest water under the age of 15?

Have you ever been in jail? Why?

What is the most important thing to sustain a marriage?

What do you think are the top three ingredients to a successful marriage?

If a young person was going to invest in antiques, what advice would you offer them at this point?

How should a young person choose the career path but they will engage the rest of their lives? Is it the money, is it some personality trait of theirs? How can I assess their situation to determine the best fit for life?

Under what circumstances could you punch a woman?

Do you have a theory as to why the United States treats Israel as if it was the 51st state?

Should abortion be legal?

If a criminal is murdered in prison, should the family of the victim receive remuneration from the penal system?

If you woke up one morning, and you were a black man, how would you set your affairs in order, and what would be your life strategy immediately upon excepting your lot?

Would you die for a perfect stranger? If someone needed your kidneys, to survive and you knew that you weren’t going to survive the donation, what criteria would a stranger have to meet in order to get your kidneys?

Are there any antiques in the house that need to have their story told? If so, start a recording about a particular antique.

If you could travel back in time and put a bullet in Adolf Hitler Skull as a young man, would you do it? If not, why not? And if so, what do you think the ramifications would be? Your only choice is to end his life, not discuss or change anything.

Did you ever get in a fistfight with anyone? What was that all about?

What was the most inapt, and embarrassing thing you ever did with or about a woman? What memory makes you turn red with embarrassment to this day?

If you could not be a 20th-century man, and had to exist in some other century in the past, what century would you want to live in?

What are some of your favorite memories about your mother?

What are some of your favorite memories about your father?

Did you have any interaction with any of your grandparents? Please describe.

Who is more dangerous, a man backed into a corner with everything to lose, or a man enraged with nothing to lose?

Do you believe in ghosts, and have you ever had any experiences that seemed metaphysical or occult?